Welcome to Dumbass The Gathering – because that’s what it took to get a whole bunch idiots to get their iPhones together or one rich guy to show off that he could be more creative than buying a Booster Pack. Plus who’s to say the dude doesn’t discreetly ‘swipe’ a Blarg with a Yolov during gameplay? You think there’s not an app for that? But , in any case, if you’re going to playing with thousands of dollars, count me in. Just give me my sippy helmet and the Eberron soundtrack playing in the background.